Jazzy Jaycee

This Song Makes Me Feel Happy

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:22:48 -0400

This Song Makes Me Feel Happy

Happiest Firefox Ever

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:27:26 -0400

Black Testicles

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:42:07 -0400

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still

heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical

procedure

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask ‘Are my

testicles black?’

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies ‘I don’t know,

Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.’

He struggles to ask again, ‘Nurse, are my testicles

black?’

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry

about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment

and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and

his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them

around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, ‘There’s

nothing wrong with them, Sir !!’

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and

says very slowly,

‘Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen

very, very closely……

’ A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back ? ‘

hehe

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:26:15 -0400

hehe

Bohemian Rhapsody Mario Paint (via cat333pokemon)

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:01:07 -0400

Bohemian Rhapsody Mario Paint (via cat333pokemon)

joygasm: Mutant Turtles I’ll take two! Or is that one….???...

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:31:19 -0400

joygasm:

Mutant Turtles

I’ll take two! Or is that one….??? ummmmm

Wow that person has one really long finger nail lol

joygasm: OMG, OMG, OMG! «««HEROES SEASON 3 PREMIER»»» I just...

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:29:53 -0400

joygasm:

OMG, OMG, OMG! «««HEROES SEASON 3 PREMIER»»»

I just finished season 1 of Heroes and cannot wait to get through the short season 2. I will be recording tonight’s finale so I can pick up on this season right after. I CAN’T WAIT!!!!

danhacker:

‘Heroes’ season 3: Tonight!

The season premiere of ‘Chuck’ followed by a two hour ‘Heroes’ season premiere too, I will be getting very little accomplished tonight.

Correction – Chuck premieres online tonight, and then premieres on air next week. WTF is up with that?

It was awesome!

Test photo

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:20:54 -0400

Test photo

Sneaky cat coming closer while not moving HORROR! (via BullehNL)

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:26:09 -0400

Sneaky cat coming closer while not moving HORROR! (via BullehNL)

I Can’t Believe What Happened When i Came To NAIT...

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:21:07 -0400

I Can’t Believe What Happened When i Came To NAIT Today… (via jason3547)

Things I have learned in my life so far

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:19:57 -0400

Things I have learned in my life so far

"Are you a clock? Cause you’re ticking me off."

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:17:56 -0400

“Are you a clock? Cause you’re ticking me off.”

- Funny Pick Up Lines

Classroom fun

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:04:03 -0400

Hello everyone this is my blog that I’m writing in class.